Comments on The Pensive Quill: This & That: Take 6

The mate and his wife were on holiday in Jerusalem...

2012-02-17T22:30:34.250Z

The mate and his wife were on holiday in Jerusalem ,when the wife fell of her perch, the local undertaker said to him "it will cost you £5k to buy a casket here and fly your wife home plus burial expenses at the other end, or for £500 I could bury her here,save you a lot of money,"F##k that"said the mate "book the plane""but sir" said the undertaker "surely it would be much cheaper to bury your wife here" "it surely would "said the mate "but a long time ago here someone was buried and 3 days later they were alive again I,m taking no f##king chances"

Just heard that qsf supports the celebrations for ...

2012-02-16T17:43:41.494Z

Just heard that qsf supports the celebrations for the queens jubilee in Belfast ,now am I wrong but doesnt qsf claim to be republican ?must be wrong!and heres me thinking they were only loyal to the half crown....

Celtic have asked the SPL to get the trophy back ...

2012-02-15T18:25:57.498Z

Celtic have asked the SPL to get the trophy back from Rangers before the f##kers take it to cashconverters...

Martyboy Mc Guinness says he has a small ringing n...

2012-02-15T18:16:55.728Z

Martyboy Mc Guinness says he has a small ringing noise in his right ear,I suggest he get in contact with MI5 maybe a wee anal bug gone astray

In todays Vatican Times aka the Irish News pg 8; M...

2012-02-15T16:54:15.230Z

In todays Vatican Times aka the Irish News pg 8;
Mc Guinness spent 303k euro on presidential bid, now correct me if I,m wrong here but didnt Martyboy stand as an independent and his campaign donations amounted to 4,348 euro and he is entitled to claim back 200k euro because he reached the quota,now I,m no mathematician but I reckon that leaves a shortfall of 98,652k euro now for a man from the Bogside on an industrial wage thats a whole lot of debt,now I wonder where this failed candidate will get the money to pay of his creditors maybe the Northern bank could help him out here,

My wife came home from work to find me sitting wa...

2012-02-15T16:24:13.643Z

My wife came home from work to find me sitting watching the football,"I,ve decided that I,m leaving you,all you do is talk about football,you think of nothing else" she then said "I,m also seeing someone else the truth be told" "really" I replied "what team does he support".

VOICES OPEN INVITATION You are cordially invit...

2012-02-15T15:35:25.310Z

VOICES
OPEN INVITATION
You are cordially invited to the launch of VOICES-a new support group for republican women ex pow,s and their families.
The event will take place on Sat 25th Feb 2012 from 1.0-5.0p.m in:
CONWAY EDUCATION CENTRE,
CONWAY MILL,5-7 CONWAY STREET.
BELFAST BT132DE.
Food,refreshments and a range of complimentary therapies will be provided free of charge....

I see on the news today that Mc Guinness and his m...

2012-02-15T13:48:50.251Z

I see on the news today that Mc Guinness and his mate Robinson have told the world that they both have hearing problems ,f##k you think that they were on enough wages and expenses without adding the dla to their increasing bank accounts, maybe thats why they havent heard the people tell them to F##K OFF.

RANGERS FC official 2012 album tracklist; 1..borro...

2012-02-14T20:05:31.978Z

RANGERS FC official 2012 album tracklist;
1..borrow borrow (we will borrow millions)
2..god pay the queen
3..the cry was no reminders
4..the cash my father owed
5..penny blockade
6..simply in debt
7..we.ve remortgaged derry,s walls
Breaking news....The Scottish Sun has admitted hacking the chairman of Rangers fc Craig Whytes phone..They put £10 credit in it.
if you go down to Ibrox today your sure of a big suprise,if you go down to Ibrox today you,ll never believe your eyes,cause super Ally has no cash soon no place to sing the sash,todays the day the teddy bears have their pitched nicked,,

Marrty, slagging off poor Rangers! But if they go...

2012-02-14T17:08:33.308Z

Marrty,

slagging off poor Rangers! But if they go down will Scottish football ever interest anybody ever again?

Rumour has it there,s a green and white banner fly...

2012-02-14T16:44:31.420Z

Rumour has it there,s a green and white banner flying over Ibrox,on closer inspection it reads,ASDA opening here soon, I accidentally swallowed some scrabble squares earlier,going for a dump could spell trouble..

Caught a piece on tv this morning with Flash Mc Ve...

2012-02-12T15:47:28.290Z

Caught a piece on tv this morning with Flash Mc Veighon on the panel, I swear that if I had closed my eyes I could never have guessed which member of qsf was on the box,they all now sound exactly the same,same tone of voice,excatly the same script micro groups non representative blah blah ,talking about singing from the same hymn sheet,they have all cloned into micro images of the bearded one the women included,

TRY THIS PUZZLE; This maths sequence can predict y...

2012-02-12T14:23:29.114Z

TRY THIS PUZZLE;
This maths sequence can predict your favourite film.....mine was Oliver Twist..not sure how it works but it does!! try it...
Pick a number between 1-9
multiply by 3
add 3 to that number
multiply again by 3
add the 2 digits together
3 Oliver Twist
4 Starwars
5 Forrest Gump
6 Saving Private Ryan
7 Jaws
8 Grease
9 The joy of sex with goats and leather clad lady boys.
10 Mary Poppins

Liverpool got beat 2-1. Not at all surprised. Pra...

2012-02-11T16:12:07.964Z

Liverpool got beat 2-1. Not at all surprised.

Prayers should be like your genitals - do want you want with them in private but you can't wave them around in public. Prayers at a council meeting - starting to sound like Belfast City Hall used to be

Lets all pray now that the National Secular Societ...

2012-02-11T13:48:09.878Z

Lets all pray now that the National Secular Society are successful in their efforts to have prayers banned from council meetings,they have already won a test case in Devon,

Keeping stump about L/pool v UTD. I am waiting fo...

2012-02-11T13:19:12.588Z

Keeping stump about L/pool v UTD.
I am waiting for Raymond Mc Cartney to call on the psni/ruc to reopen the Jeffrey Agate murder investigation, and for anyone with information to come foward,as they say in qsf its what we do! still waiting on a response from either mla or mp Paul Maskey re Marian Price ,but I,m not that foolish to be holding my breath.
FAWLTY POWERS.....Bit like SB CHASING loyalists...